I wish there was a Culvers on campus.
Sitting in my Math 222 Midterm today. Kid sitting next to me gets halfway through, says "Jesus Christ", takes out his Breathalyzer and blows into it, he precedes to say "Fuck....", put the breathalyzer away, drink an ENTIRE water bottle in one sitting and continue with the test. God Bless Madison.
I once received a call from a girl who claimed she was sleeping with my boyfriend of the time and that I should back off. I did end up breaking up with him, and then proceeded to make a fake email account, replying to creepy "casual encounters " ads on Craigslist with her number.
I was watching porn and saw my Sociology TA. It was the most awkward yet entertaining experience of my life.
I'm still embarrassed of that giant turd statue in front of Camp Randell
Who the fuck are all these high schoolers liking my confessions? Infidels...
This is why I love the fall!
After sex, my boyfriend and I run around naked doing role-play. This particular day, he was a policeman and I was the victim, and as he was handcuffing me to have more sex on the couch, my roommate walked in. She almost called the police because she thought he was raping me. We explained the situation to her, and now she avoids both of us.
What do a Madison and Minnesota student have in common? Both got accepted to Minnesota.
My friend sent this picture at 2am last year on St. Paddy's Day. To his mom.
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