I was fixing my tampon string in history class and my teacher mad eye contact with me. Awkward.
Fuck the school and MPD for taking away Mifflin!
This guy I've been talking to told me he'd cheat on his girlfriend for me (didn't know he had one) and that maybe one day I could be more than "the other woman". Hey asshole, no woman wants to be "the other woman".
When I get out of college I am getting 2 pet chimpanzees. We are going to play so much Xbox together.
My mom is the CEO of one of America's largest companies and not even one of my friends knows. People judge you on the campus for having money too quickly.
Guys be like "I bought you a drink at Power Hour doesn't that mean we're going home together ".
I really like a guy on my floor, but I don't want to tell him because I'm afraid he doesn't feel the same way.
All I want is to find a girl who will watch playoff hockey with me, is that too much to ask?
So, is Mifflin happening this year?
If I could smoke weed without losing my job, I would blaze and be much more productive.
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