Confession# 1975
Yo Coach Anderson, I think you really need to start incorporating some nap time into practice. These guys can barely make it through lecture! Whatever works as long as we get back to the Rose Bowl next year!
Confession# 1976
I work at a grocery store, and I die a little inside whenever people come in and pay with EBT/Food stamps, all clad in designer clothes. Like really, you can afford a Coach purse, but you can't buy your own goddamned lunch. Fuck you.
Confession# 2393
'Twas the night before The Madness and all through the land not a Badger fan was stirring, not even the band. The Big Ten banners were hung from the Kohl Center with care, in hopes that an NCAA Championship soon would be there. Sam Dekker was nestled all snug in his bed while visions of dunking over Marshall Henderson danced in his head. I heard Coach Bo exclaim as the bus drove out of sight "Bruesewitz's fro made it in Cosmo, now have a good night!"
Confession# 1997
On December 22nd I walked out of my house and started running around the street screaming, "The Doctor! He did it! He saved us!"
Confession# 2204
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.- Albus Dumbledore
Confession# 2091
I watch the girls high school basketball tournament every year solely to see the losing teams girls cry.
Confession# 1984
I'm completely obsessed with the Lord of the Rings, and I'm a girl. I own replicas of both the one ring and the evenstar pendant, I just hide them in my apartment so no one knows the true extent of my nerdiness.
Confession# 1955
I don't give a fuck about who the new Pope is.
Confession# 2374
My grandpa was a die-hard St. Louis Cardinals fan (he's from Wisconsin, but growing up on the farm, the Cardinals' games were the only one his radio would pick up). He suffered with several ailments for many years including Parkinson Disease, and died when I was in middle school. As soon as he did, a family of Cardinals moved into my Grandma's back-yard (coincidence?). Here on campus, I volunteer at a lab researching the affects of Parkinsons. Today, after having spent all afternoon finishing up a project for the lab, I saw a beautiful bright red cardinal perched in a tree outside VanHise as soon as I left MSC. I think someone is likes what his granddaughter is up to here at UW Madison! Just one of the many miracles here on campus.
Confession# 1977
Trying to figure out if its weird that I take my used condoms with me after I have sex with a girl because I'm afraid she'll pull something.