Confession# 1948
I wish there was a Culvers on campus.
Confession# 2120
Sitting in my Math 222 Midterm today. Kid sitting next to me gets halfway through, says "Jesus Christ", takes out his Breathalyzer and blows into it, he precedes to say "Fuck....", put the breathalyzer away, drink an ENTIRE water bottle in one sitting and continue with the test. God Bless Madison.
Confession# 1985
I once received a call from a girl who claimed she was sleeping with my boyfriend of the time and that I should back off. I did end up breaking up with him, and then proceeded to make a fake email account, replying to creepy "casual encounters " ads on Craigslist with her number.
Confession# 2003
I was watching porn and saw my Sociology TA. It was the most awkward yet entertaining experience of my life.
Confession# 1986
It's sad that our grandparents had worked in mines, fought in the two world wars and then built thousands of miles of railroads, all without complaining and for the good of the country and their family but now people complain about having to find a job and live off of other people. Show some sense of responsibility and get your asses off of your couch, put on your work boots and stop taking your share of the "dole". I'm sure you could at least handle flipping burgers.
Confession# 2584
What do a Madison and Minnesota student have in common? Both got accepted to Minnesota.
Confession# 1950
After sex, my boyfriend and I run around naked doing role-play. This particular day, he was a policeman and I was the victim, and as he was handcuffing me to have more sex on the couch, my roommate walked in. She almost called the police because she thought he was raping me. We explained the situation to her, and now she avoids both of us.
Confession# 1953
I have a password on my phone because I believe in safe sexting.
Confession# 2001
Havent told anyone yet, but I am now! I am openly gay! Have been my whole life!
Confession# 1958
When my dog died all I wanted was one more game of catch.
Confession# 1991
I have straight up vodka in my water bottle right now. Usually by the time I hit Thursday I need some alcohol to get through classes.