Confession# 2032
I feel bad for people who are Minnesota fans. Goofy gophers, winning is for badgers.
I feel bad for people who are Minnesota fans. Goofy gophers, winning is for badgers.
I had a girlfriend that was killed by a drunk driver my senior year of high school. In the couple years since it has always haunted me because if I had taken her home that night we would have gone a different route, and she'd still be alive. I have suffered from depression because of the guilt I feel. Last night I had a dream her and I were together walking through the woods like we always did. She told me everything was going to be okay with me, that she was in a better place, and that I needed to finally move on. I truly believe that this was her reaching out to me, and letting me know I need to stop feeling guilty. I miss her everyday, but I think she's right. It's time for me to forgive myself, and move on.
I'm a conservative, and I support gay marriage.
On December 22nd I walked out of my house and started running around the street screaming, "The Doctor! He did it! He saved us!"
Yo Coach Anderson, I think you really need to start incorporating some nap time into practice. These guys can barely make it through lecture! Whatever works as long as we get back to the Rose Bowl next year!
I work at a grocery store, and I die a little inside whenever people come in and pay with EBT/Food stamps, all clad in designer clothes. Like really, you can afford a Coach purse, but you can't buy your own goddamned lunch. Fuck you.
The hottest woman in the world quickly becomes hideous the moment she lights up a cigarette.
'Twas the night before The Madness and all through the land not a Badger fan was stirring, not even the band. The Big Ten banners were hung from the Kohl Center with care, in hopes that an NCAA Championship soon would be there. Sam Dekker was nestled all snug in his bed while visions of dunking over Marshall Henderson danced in his head. I heard Coach Bo exclaim as the bus drove out of sight "Bruesewitz's fro made it in Cosmo, now have a good night!"
The only reason I exercise is so I can eat more.
Say what you wish but I dont have sex with girls unless I'm in a relationship with them. I have more respect for women than that.
I watch the girls high school basketball tournament every year solely to see the losing teams girls cry.
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.- Albus Dumbledore