Confession# 4665
I've only worn underwear 3 times since the semester started.
Confession# 4662
I miss the good old days when Trix Cereal was shaped like pieces of real fruit.
Confession# 4652
If you get arrested on Halloween hopefully it's by me because i'm gonna be dressed up as a slutty police officer.
Confession# 4656
What the fuck is a Buckeye?
Confession# 4650
I lost my virginity in a bathroom at Camp Randall.
Confession# 4644
I went to Madison for a year and loved it, but transferred out of state to a school that had a path of study more in line with my career goals. While I enjoy the school and the move went well, I realize everyday more and more how much I miss Madison and everything about it: the lakes, the campus, the friends I left behind, etc. There's just something special at Madison that no other school can replicate and I miss that.
Confession# 4646
My girlfriend gave me head while I played GTA V.
Confession# 4642
The hardest decision I made in regards to attending UW was deciding which of my bongs to bring.
Confession# 4635
I spent the past 8 hours getting high and playing GTA V.
Confession# 4625
I am so scared to watch porn on the WiFi in my dorm.