I've only worn underwear 3 times since the semester started.
I miss the good old days when Trix Cereal was shaped like pieces of real fruit.
If you get arrested on Halloween hopefully it's by me because i'm gonna be dressed up as a slutty police officer.
What the fuck is a Buckeye?
I lost my virginity in a bathroom at Camp Randall.
I went to Madison for a year and loved it, but transferred out of state to a school that had a path of study more in line with my career goals. While I enjoy the school and the move went well, I realize everyday more and more how much I miss Madison and everything about it: the lakes, the campus, the friends I left behind, etc. There's just something special at Madison that no other school can replicate and I miss that.
My girlfriend gave me head while I played GTA V.
The hardest decision I made in regards to attending UW was deciding which of my bongs to bring.
I spent the past 8 hours getting high and playing GTA V.
I am so scared to watch porn on the WiFi in my dorm.