First weekend home I threw my first party, it quickly escalated and became a naked party. Madison would have been proud.
My boyfriend's penis is barely as long as my phone.
When I was in school I wanted to surprise by boyfriend at the time by sitting on Lincolns lap, naked. I didn't think this out too well however as it was the middle of November and Lincoln was so cold I couldn't touch him, let alone get up there. The story did not end well
Now that I'm not at college. I need to find a different girl to have lesbian sex with me everyday.
I make my girlfriend more wet than Noah's Ark ever could.
I secretly want to have intense lesbian sex with another girl but I have no idea how to find someone else who wants experiment with me.
I cried like a baby when I heard the song "Clouds" by Zach Sobiech. Such an inspiring young man from a tragic situation.
If I like someone I facebook stalk the shit out of them until I creep myself out.
I finally found my soul mate, but he is moving halfway across the world. I feel completely lost.
I watched Wizards of Waverly Place on Disney channel in high school because I knew Selena Gomez would turn out to be so hot!