First weekend home I threw my first party, it quickly escalated and became a naked party. Madison would have been proud.
I have an emergency bottle of clean urine in my closet.
I cried like a baby when I heard the song "Clouds" by Zach Sobiech. Such an inspiring young man from a tragic situation.
I have huge boobs and I hate them.
My GF is a porn star, she is going to be so pissed when she finds out!
I found out I was pregnant. I was nervous my boyfriend was going to be freaked and when I told him he left, literally said I have to go and walked out. I cried my eyes out. Two hours later, he came back with a book. 10,000 baby names. I'm humiliated I doubted him for a second.
I've been telling everyone who's selling tickets for $300 or more that I want to buy them. As soon as they pick up the tickets in August, I'm going to back out of it and they're all going to be shafted with a season of tickets and only a week to actually sell them. I don't feel any guilt what so ever.
The one thing I really hate in this world are men who go after women when they know the girl has a boyfriend.
I still play Pokemon.
I believe that Edward Snowden is trying to protect our inalienable rights from the government by exposing what he has.
Pretty sure my roommate got pink eye from me putting a turd in their taco meat.
I'm a Wisconsin native going to School in Texas, I constantly find myself barely buzzed at a party while everybody is around me crying and passed out. *sigh* On Wisconsin!
Why can't guys just commit to a girl they are interested in? I've been in so many "almost" dating relationships and I always fall for them and get hurt.
What if Jesus had been aborted?
Being away from my boyfriend all summer is making me realize that I don't miss him as much as I should.