While at work today, old man comes up to me and asks... Old Guy: Excuse me son, but can I try this apple before I buy it, because I usually get the empire apples, but I wanna get the red delicious this time because I'm not too sure. Me: Uhh... I'm really sorry sir, but I don't think that'd be allowed. The managers would be all over it if I let something like that happened. But they're only $1.67 a pound, so one shouldn't be too expensive to buy. Old guy: Okay son, I thought so, thank you though. Me: Not a problem sir, sorry again. Have a nice day. *I go to the back room to get more stuff to stock* When I get back there's an apple with a huge bite out of it and the old guy is gone .