After accounting for school fees, financial aid, and the money I'll be making between the 3 jobs I have over this summer, I've concluded that the only realistic way to pay for the rest of the costs is stripping.
Wisconsin has the hottest women in the nation.
After attending SOAR last week, I am amazed at the amount of hot guys on campus. I can't wait for Welcome Week.
I secretly love Jesus but am too afraid to admit it. I know my atheist friends will hate me and my dad will probably disown me.
Having a professor that waits until the day before an exam to give you a study guide is like having a girlfriend that wants to wait six months to have sex. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Anyone else get shit-faced and puke while at SOAR? It's gonna be a great 4 years.
I voted for Obama and I don't regret it.
I'm secretly gay and don't know what to do.
NCAA 14 is going to replace my girlfriend for a solid month after it gets released.
What if Jesus had been aborted?
I'm in love with my best friend, and he's gay.
I love when guys have enough confidence to go lay out and tan with all the girls! Such a turn on.
I've watched more Girl Code than any straight guy should.
I watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia daily. Those are the types of friendships I dream of.
I hide my vibrator behind my high school diploma.