Football tickets are the 10 you spend 90 minutes at the bar hitting on, who ends up walking away. Hockey Tickets are the 7.5 you proceed to go home with.
I'm the only one in my apartment who didn't get tickets and you bet I will be screwing my girlfriend every saturday morning!
Whenever I leave Wisconsin I always get a craving for a good bratwurst.
I can't stand students who show up late to football games hammered drunk. It's embarrassing when the game starts and the student section is half full.
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Madison Police that day: The score stood forty thousand to 100, with Mifflin yet to play. And then when Rebecca notified the crowd, and the deputy did the same, A sickly silence fell upon the partiers, almost putting us to shame. But somewhere on this favored street the sun is shining bright; Our band is even playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light, And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout; But there is no joy for the fuzz today – for they surely have struck out.
I spread my butt cheeks apart and sat on my roommates pillow for drunkenly eating all my food. Payback's a bitch, and so is pink eye.
I watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia daily. Those are the types of friendships I dream of.
I hide my vibrator behind my high school diploma.
I really hate when old people sit in the student section at football games. They make it really hard to jump around when you're worried about them falling and breaking a hip or something.
I'm secretly gay and don't know what to do.
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