Having a professor that waits until the day before an exam to give you a study guide is like having a girlfriend that wants to wait six months to have sex. Ain't nobody got time for that.
My boyfriend is a huge Miami Heat fan, and last night right before the game started he asked me to go on a walk. I didn't understand why he wanted to go on a walk right before the game started, but once we got in the middle of nowhere he asked me to marry him! Naturally I said yes, and he was able to catch the 4th quarter of the game.
I 100% believe that Aaron Hernandez is guilty.
I don't like beer. I'm a vodka and whiskey kind of girl.
Sex is not the most important thing to me in a relationship. Its #5.
I'm secretly gay and don't know what to do.
I really hate when old people sit in the student section at football games. They make it really hard to jump around when you're worried about them falling and breaking a hip or something.
I hide my vibrator behind my high school diploma.
Miss USA Competition>Game 5 of the NBA finals.
The refs in the NBA finals make me want to go zebra-hunting!
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