After accounting for school fees, financial aid, and the money I'll be making between the 3 jobs I have over this summer, I've concluded that the only realistic way to pay for the rest of the costs is stripping.
I just found out that a guy from my high school has a tattoo right above his junk and it reads "Est. 1992". I am more inclined as ever to bang him now.
I was sitting at a bar in Phoenix when Jump Around came, got some pretty funny looks while I was jumping around like a fucking idiot. ON WISCONSIN!
When I wake up from a crazy dream I usually think that's what is really going on.
I don't agree with legalizing gay marriage, but no one ever stops to ask me why. They instantly attack me and think I hate gay people.
My best friend is a guy, and even though I have a boyfriend, I dread the day he finds a girl because I fear he will just cut me off.
In 6 years of college I've accumulated over $100,000 in loan debt and all I have to show for it is a bachelors in sociology.
Last night I accidentally drank a whole box of wine by myself. Whoops.
My boss tried to get me to sleep with him in the first week of working at my full time job. I said no and things are now very awkward around the office.
I don't own a bro tank, and I'm damn proud of it.
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