Confession# 534
When I told my roommate that I slept with 4 different people this past week, he responded "You WILL get chlamydia… and die!" Not only did my straight male roommate quote Mean Girls, but he was dead serious.
When I told my roommate that I slept with 4 different people this past week, he responded "You WILL get chlamydia… and die!" Not only did my straight male roommate quote Mean Girls, but he was dead serious.
Watched workaholics all day instead of going to class. Whoops.
Watched workaholics all day instead of going to class. Whoops.
Everyone made a big deal out of valentines day: getting the best gift and the nicest dinner. To be honest, I would be okay with just making out and eating takeout.
Everyone made a big deal out of valentines day: getting the best gift and the nicest dinner. To be honest, I would be okay with just making out and eating takeout.
Last year I hooked up with a shemale, in the beginning of the night I remember a decent face and boobs. But at the end of the night all I remember is her dick and the following morning I had a text from a girl saying "last night was amazing, you were the first guy to ever suck my dick. Worst part is, I think her dick was bigger than mine.
Last year I hooked up with a shemale, in the beginning of the night I remember a decent face and boobs. But at the end of the night all I remember is her dick and the following morning I had a text from a girl saying "last night was amazing, you were the first guy to ever suck my dick. Worst part is, I think her dick was bigger than mine.
I was at a random party on Langdon last year, got drunk and decided to play with the fire extinguisher. I covered the bathroom in so much foam it looked like it had snowed in there. I walked out, casually said goodbye to the owners and left. Needless to say, I haven't been back.
I was at a random party on Langdon last year, got drunk and decided to play with the fire extinguisher. I covered the bathroom in so much foam it looked like it had snowed in there. I walked out, casually said goodbye to the owners and left. Needless to say, I haven't been back.
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