During March Madness, my boyfriend refused to have sex with me because he needed to ensure that his team won. I've never been more glad for a sports event to end.
I put beer in a water bottle to drink during class.
Sometimes I eat plain cheese in large quantities and feel weird about it. Then I remember I'm from Wisconsin.
I once got a blowjob in a cage in Memorial Library. It was the best night of studying to date. On Wisconsin.
I am eskimo brothers with two of my professors.
I was eating food in my car once while driving down the highway. It was really good, but super filling, so I just tossed the rest out of my window, and hit a guy who was riding a motorcycle in the face with it. He was pretty pissed.
I had 5 bowls for breakfast, one of them was cereal.
I was so high in accounting today, I woulda made no sense if I answered a question.
Sometimes, my boyfriend and I catapult Cap'n Crunch from his penis to my mouth. We've gotten so good that I'm thinking we should start competing at the Olympic level.
You know you're from Wisconsin if you use the parts from your grill to hold a tarp over your broken truck window.
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