I find all women attractive.
I puked in the bathroom at a bar on Friday it got a little messy, the next night we went back to that same bar and I started to get sick again and the bouncer said if you get sick go outside some asshole puked all over the bathroom last night and I had to clean it up. Sober me would've confessed that I was that drunk asshole and appologize but I was way to hammered to be rational about it.
I was hooking up with this guy at his place and I woke up early in the morning with the sudden urge to poop. I decided to sneak off and do my duty. It turned out to be the most explosive diarrhea I've ever experienced. So I used a lot of toilet paper. So, naturally, the toilet clogged. He lived with a bunch of guys so I just decided to let it be and let someone else deal with it. When we both woke up later in the morning he went to shower. He came back and apologized for how long it took and explained that it was because the toilet had flooded the bathroom floor because of one of his stupid roommates. I never even thought of correcting him or confessing because, after all, girls do not poop.
I only find skinny girls attractive.
My roommate and I bunked our beds so that we could play beer pong in our dorm.
My girlfriend asked me to shave my facial hair, then i asked my friends if should. They said i shouldn't.
I sometimes don't do the readings for my classes.
I'm a TA and I'm currently sleeping with two of my students. Both of them aren't gonna pass this class.
I cried when Alfred cried at the end of Batman.
My girlfriend and I do live webcam sex shows for money.
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