Confession# 1377
I ate subway every day last month.
I ate subway every day last month.
I got really drunk, pissed my pants, and proceeded to trade shorts with my blacked out roommate. To this day he swears he doesn't remember pissing his pants.
I sleep naked because it is comfortable.
My previous roommate decided to make a mockery of me so I took his razor that he shaves his head with and manscaped the shit out of my ball sack.
Google Translate is 100% responsible for my graduating as a German Major.
I spend about a quarter of the time while having sex to eating the girl out because I love seein her get pleasured that way.
My room smells like latex and gummy worms. Sex and candy is not as glamorous as I expected it to be.
On Saturday night I hid in a closet in my own apartment in order to get away from a girl who followed me home from a party.
I like sex.
Why do people have a stick up their ass? I'll drink at the lib if I want. It's called Wisconsin and on top of that this is America. And let me tell you one things about America, it's called mother fucking freedom.
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