All I want to do is have sex.
My homie and I are ripping hitters and discussing life on the top of Bascom. It's the best way to study for our finals.
Got drunk before my Spanish oral final. Still got an A.
I have no idea what Tinder is.
My girlfriend wants a threesome, but she said she would only do it if we did it twice. Once with another girl and once with another guy. I think I'm going for it.
I color code my notebooks and folders by subject.
A couple years ago my brother and I worked at a McDonalds. Before we quit, we stole one of the "m" hole punchers, which are used on the "buy 4 get one free" McCafe cards. We ask for the coffee cards whenever we can, and hole punch them ourselves. I haven't bought an iced mocha in 3 years.
5 things every girl should have in her purse: 1. Chapstick 2. Gum 3. Ibuprofen 4. Tampons 5. A flask
I follow Madison Confessions because the shit people post is so ridiculously funny.
I've seen more titties in my anthropology 104 class films than I have in real life .
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